Hold that Tiger…Hunting Season…Grab the shotgun…Pull the trigger…Taxidermist…Gonna stuff ya…Trophy on the wall!

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Football's worthless, Roundball's hopeless, Bank it all on Baseball…
Your School ain't won a title since way back in '81!

R - E - D - N - E - C…K

I pay twenty...Every season...What's it get me...Nothing really...Coulda' used it...On the pickup...Need a new one now!

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What's your major...Livestock Breeding...Gonna be a...Emu rancher...Tastes like chicken...Lotsa protein...Future of my clan!

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Have you ever...Seen that movie...With Burt Reynolds...And Ned Beatty...My life story...What's that movie...It's DELIVERANCE!!!