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You Might Be A Blue
Devil
Shots by Robb Van Eck
If your parents gave you money to
paint your truck to match your bass boat and trailer...
If
you've ever missed a football game to go to a basketball practice...
If
you have ever listed your campus address as 4th tent in the basketball ticket
line...
If
you've ever got an excused absence from class to paint your body two toned blue
and white...
If
Phillip Morris or RJ Reynolds paid for your medical school scholarship...
If
you really wanted to go to UNC but insist on wearing shoes, have all your teeth,
and are uncomfortable in overalls...
If
your hunting dog is an AKC registered poodle named Fluffykins...
If
you wanted to go to Vanderbilt but didn't have the grades...
If
your divorce settlement includes a clause for dividing the ACC Men's Basketball
Tournament tickets...
If
you've ever named a child after Dick Vitale...
If
your wedding plans include a basketball pep band or cheerleaders...
If
you threw a party when Dean Smith retired...
If
your Ivy League school application was rejected because you use the word
y'all...
If
you got to a football game and wonder why they kick the 3-point shot...
If your idea of the holy trinity
is The Krzyzewski, The Hurley, and The Laettner...
Note: This isn’t
really a “song”, but it is hysterical! This is analogous to the “You might
be a Redneck” comedy routines of Jeff Foxworthy. The orator needs to
bellow out each of the phrases, followed by the crowd yelling, “You might be a
Blue Devil!”
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