In memoriam:
Providence College Baseball
1923-1999
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Short Coach
Sung to the tune of "The Hokie
Pokey"
Lyrics by The Animals
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You put your short coach in. You take your short coach out. You
put your short coach in, You
do the Hokie Pokey, |
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Note: Especially sung for FSU assistant coach, Chip Baker - a man of not exactly tall dimensions. OK…he’s downright SHORT. Let’s just say he’s vertically challenged. In August of 1999, Chip underwent hip replacement surgery to try and make himself taller, but it didn’t work.
Special Note: “Fat Coach” may be substituted in for “Short Coach” along with that coach’s name for “Chip Baker”. We’ve seen our share of porkers pretending to be coaches.